Katie Mack Writing

They look so sad because they both have camel-toe. 

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YES. Can you dig it?

I’m still not sure how I missed this delicious blog. But it should NOT be missed. Click. Seriously. 

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If you’re a lady and have sent me nude pics in the last 10 years: I’ve accidentally deleted them.
Please resend if you can. If you’re not sure if you have sent me nude pictures of yourself, it’s best to err on the side of caution and send them to me anyway.

Why does every girl feel the need to send you nude pics? I mean, really? And then you go and delete them? That’s the ultimate insult. Who are these women?

Anyway, check your inbox! 

Every time someone said Donna Summer today, I answered back with “Simma downnnn-na”. No one really got my joke. 

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That is soooo cute! I’d put tiny furballs in those drawers. 

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Raise your hand if you have foot-in-mouth disease!

Son, this is a great Photoshop. That is all.

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Ya, so…I’m taking a two week “vacation” to Peru. This started off by being a crazy hiking trip. I used to be worried about making it up to Machu Picchu. I was worried about my general fitness, my lung capacity at high altitudes and just being in South America for the first time.

And then we went and booked FOUR days at an eco-lodge in the Amazon Jungle. I’m not sure this was the best idea. In fact, I’m sure this was a mistake.

I’m super freaked out by black flies, centipedes make me jump and cockroaches make me cry…to add insult to injury, spiders send me for a fucking loop and snakes just make me FREAK THE HELL OUT. 

I cannot stop myself from Googling pictures of “my” section of the Amazon, Dios de Madre (literal translation = Mother of God! Which I see myself shouting a lot. And out loud!). My latest search came up with this picture. 

How do you think I’ll handle seeing this?